par-a-dox:

If I had to choose between the worlds softest bed or you, I’d choose the rhythm of your chest, the security of your arms, and the soft breath from your lips.

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

(Source: grapewallofchina)

My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself

(Source: mrs-prozac)

forimuchdesiretospeakwithhim:

wikatiepedia:

from now on I’m going to convey sarcasm over the internet by typing like this

oh wow look how sarcastic that looks

that actually does look really sarcastic though. this is revolutionary